God is like

+ BAYER ASPIRIN  *  He works miracles.

+ FORD  *  He's got a better idea.

+ COKE  *  He's the  real thing.

+ HALLMARK   *  He cares enough to send His very best.

+ TIDE He gets the stains out others leave behind.

+ GENERAL ELECTRIC  *  He brings good things to life.

+ WAL-MART  *  He has everything.

+ ALKA-SELTZER  *  Try Him, you'll like Him.

+ SCOTCH TAPE  *  You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

+ DELTA  *  He's ready when you are.

+ ALLSTATE   *  You're in good hands with Him.

+ VO-5 HAIR SPRAY  *  He holds through all kinds of weather.

+ DIAL SOAP  *  Aren't you glad you have Him?

Don't you wish everybody did?

+ U.S. POST OFFICE  *  Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him  from his appointed destination.

+ CHEVROLET  *  the heart beat of America.

+ MAXWELL HOUSE  *  Good to the last drop.

+ BOUNTY  *  He’s the quicker picker upper. Can handle tough jobs and won't fall apart on you.

+ ENERGIZER BUNNY  *  He keeps going, going, and going.

Submitted by Nancy Nuben.